Recast Untouchable Screen Classics (2024)

Casablanca

Jeremy Renner: Rick Blaine

Rebecca Ferguson: Ilsa Lund

Benedict Cumberbatch: Victor Lazlo

Ralph Fiennes: Cpt. Louis Renault

Sean Harris: Major Hienrich Strasser

Forest Whitaker: Sam

John Goodman: Signor Ferrari

The Star Wars Trilogy

Luke Skywalker - Josh Hutcherson

Princess Leia - Felicity Jones

Han Solo - Tom Hardy

Chewbacca - Ian Whyte

C-3P0 - Jim Parsons (Sorry Sawyer )

Obi-Wan Kenobi - Russel Crowe

Darth Vader - Benedict Cumberbatch

Grand Moff Tarkin - Charles Dance

Lando Calrissian - Anthony Mackie

PART 2

Yoda - Andy Serkis

Boba Fett - Stephen Dillane

Emperor Palpatine - Willem Dafoe

The Caine Mutiny

James Spader as Commander Queeg

Michael Keaton as Barney Greenwald

Laurence Fishburne as Steve Maryk

Steve Carell as Tom Keefer

Andrew Garfield as Willie Keith

Michael Parks as Commander DeVriess

Hollywood, you have your orders. Now go forth and make magic.

The Godfather

Don Vito Corleone- Robert De Niro
Santino "Sonny" Corleone- Mark Wahlberg
Michael Corleone- James Franco
Tom Hagen- Joel Edgerton
Constanza "Connie" Corleone- Christina Ricci
Fredo Corleone- Giovanni Ribisi
Kay Adams Corleone- Rachel McAdams
Clemenza- Steve Schrippa
Tessio- Benecio Del Toro
Luca Brasi- Vincent Pastore
Carlo Rizzi- Mark Ruffalo
Virgil "The Turk" Solozzo- Chazz Palminteri
Carmela "Momma" Corleone- Anjelica Huston
Pentageli- Andy Garcia
Johnny Fontane- Joaquin Phoenix
Moe Greene- Ray Liotta

Goodfellas

Henry Hill- Joseph Gordon Levitt

Tommy DeVito- Jonah Hill

Jimmy Conway- Leonardo DiCaprio

Paulie- James Gandolfini if he were still alive but since he isn't, Vincent Pastore

Karen Hill- Anne Hathaway

Die Hard (2015)

John McClane, Sr.- Channing Tatum
Holly Gennaro McClane- Anne Hathaway
Hans Gruber- Michael Fassbender
Lucy McClane- Mia Talerico
John "Jack" McClane, Jr.- Owen Bento
Karl- Derek Mears
Theo- T.J. Miller
Takagi- Ken Watanabe
Argyle- Donald Glover
Dwayne Robinson- Dennis Quaid
Richard Thornburg- Patrick Wilson
Sgt. Al Powell- Craig Robinson
Ellis- Jason Bateman
FBI Agent Johnson (white)- Matt Dillon
FBI Agent Johnson (black)- Anthony Mackie

by no means a classic but, a guilty 80's pleasure of mine & 1 i think would still work today.

CANNONBALL RUN [1981]

Burt Reynolds [J.J. McLure] now............> Bradley Cooper or Henry Cavill
Dom DeLuise [Victor] now....................> Jonah Hill
Farrah Fawcett [Pamela] now ..............> Margot Robbie
Dean Martin [Jamie Blake] now............> George Clooney or Robert Downey Jr
Sammy Davis Jr [Fenderbaum] now.......> Kevin Hart
Jack Elam [Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing] now.>John C Reilly
Terry Bradshaw [Cowboy/Hillbilly] now....> Bret Favre
George Furth [A.F. Foyt] now.................> Steve Jesse Eisenberg

what do you all think?

Young Guns (1988 film remade) (2013)

Billy The Kid (William H. Bonney)- Garrett Hedlund
John Tunstall- Liam Neeson
Doc Scurlock- Armie Hammer
Chavez y Chavez- Freddy Rodriguez
Richard "Dick" Brewer- Jensen Ackles
Murphy- Daniel Day Lewis
Dirty Steve Stephens- Aiden Turner
Charley Bowdre- Zachary Levi
J. McCloskey- Topher Grace
Buckshot Roberts- Brian Cox
John Kinney- Jim Beaver
Pat Garrett- Anson Mount
Alex McSween- Elias Koteas
Susan McSween- Renee Zellwegger
Yen Sun- Jamie Chung

Young Guns II (1990 film remade) (2015)

Billy The Kid- Garrett Hedlund
Doc Scurlock- Armie Hammer
Chavez y Chavez- Freddy Rodriguez
Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh- Taylor Kitsch
Hendry William French- Gregory Smith
Tom O'Folliard- Leo Howard
Pat Garrett- Anson Mount
John W Poe- Barry Pepper
Chisum- Robert Duvall
Governor Wallace- Dennis Quaid
Jane Greathouse- Olivia Wilde

Psycho

Andrew Garfield - Norman Bates

Lupita Nyong'o - Marion Crane

Chris Pine - Sam Loomis

Ben Mendelsohn - Milton Arbogast

Napoleon said:

The Star Wars Trilogy

C-3P0 - Jim Parsons (Sorry Sawyer )

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He certainly fits the bill.

Napoleon said:

C-3P0 - Jim Parsons (Sorry Sawyer )

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C3P0 always annoys the **** out of me, so this kind of works.

The Terminator (2015)

John Connor (future)- Jim Caviezel
Sarah Connor (1984)- Emily Browning
Kyle Reese- Garrett Hedlund
The Terminator (T-800)- Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Ginger Ventura- Shenae Grimes
Matt- Kellan Lutz

Pulp Fiction (2015)​

Vincent Vega - Colin Farrell

Jules Winfield - Ice Cube

Mia Wallace - Krysten Ritter

Butch Coolidge - Jake Gyllenhaal

Winston Wolfe - Gary Oldman

Pumpkin - James McAvoy

Honey Bunny - Kristen Stewart

Fabienne - Lea Seydoux

Marsellus Wallace - Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

Lance - Jesse Eisenberg

Pulp Fiction (2015) cont.​

Jody - Deborah Ann Woll

Captain Koons - J.K. Simmons

Bit of a Brokeback Mountain reunion, but...

^

Misery (2015)

Sam Rockwell - Paul Sheldon

Melissa Mc Carthy - Annie Wilkes (not even kidding)

Forgetting the Rooney Mara/Jackie Earle Haley movie ever existed....

Napoleon said:

Pulp Fiction (2015)​

Vincent Vega - Colin Farrell

Jules Winfield - Ice Cube

Mia Wallace - Krysten Ritter

Butch Coolidge - Jake Gyllenhaal

Winston Wolfe - Gary Oldman

Pumpkin - James McAvoy

Honey Bunny - Kristen Stewart

Fabienne - Lea Seydoux

Marsellus Wallace - Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

Lance - Jesse Eisenberg

Jody - Deborah Ann Woll

Captain Koons - J.K. Simmons

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Pulp Fiction is my favorite of all time, but I like a lot of this cast. Some of the actors I'd switch up.

I think Ice Cube would be a better Marsellus. Him or Wesley Snipes but I dont know who would be a good Jules, maybe Michael Kenneth Williams (Omar from the Wire)

and I'd actually take out Farrell completely and use Gyllenhaal as Vince.

For Butch I would use: Jon Hamm, Jason Statham, or Gerard Butler

Also I'd replace Kristen Stewart. I think she's a good actress despite her recent output, but I dont think she'd be good for Honey Bunny

Street Fighter (2015) (Remake of the 1994 film Street Fighter)

Guile- Scott Adkins
M. Bison- Liev Schreiber
Chun-Li- Jamie Chung
Ken- Garrett Hedlund
Ryu- Jon Foo
Cammy- Imogen Poots
Dhalsim- Ben Kingsley
Zangief- Hafthor Bjornsson
Balrog- Rampage Jackson
E. Honda- Akebono
Carlos Blanka- Ray Park
Dee Jay- Donald Glover
T. Hawk- Jason Momoa
Captain Sawada- Brian Tee
Vega- Oscar Jaenada
Sagat- Nathan Jones

Blackman said:

Pulp Fiction is my favorite of all time, but I like a lot of this cast. Some of the actors I'd switch up.

I think Ice Cube would be a better Marsellus. Him or Wesley Snipes but I dont know who would be a good Jules, maybe Michael Kenneth Williams (Omar from the Wire)

and I'd actually take out Farrell completely and use Gyllenhaal as Vince.

For Butch I would use: Jon Hamm, Jason Statham, or Gerard Butler

Also I'd replace Kristen Stewart. I think she's a good actress despite her recent output, but I dont think she'd be good for Honey Bunny

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Thanks man!

I picked Ice Cube for Jules because I wanted an actor who can be very intense, funny, and has a good shouting voice, and Cube fits all the requirements.

Farrell has played similar roles before so I thought he'd be good for Vince. Gyllenhaal played a boxer in Southpaw so I picked him for Butch.

I liked Captain Wagner's cast for Casablanca so I used a variation of it.

Rick: Daniel Craig
Ilsa: Rebecca Fergusson
Laszlo: Jeremy Reiner
Captain Renault: Ralph Fiennes